It’s time to stop making dumb AI wearables

Okay, technobros. I’ve had enough with your wearable AI devices already. When new product trailers can double as a Black Mirror remake of American Psycho, you know it’s gone too far. I get you are just trying to Elizabeth Holmes your way into the checkbooks of investors desperate to cash in big whenever the Next Big Thing goes public. I totally get you, trust me. But no matter how much you practice your pretend keynote while wearing Steve Jobs cosplay pajamas, your glorified AI junk...